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The Dirty Side can exclusively reveal that the problems in the Middle East are to be made into a smash West End show: The Middle Greased.

23 Feb






The Middle Greased will follow the story of wholesome good girl Sandy and greaser renegade Danny Zuko who fall in love over the summer, in the build up to the riots. But when they unexpectedly discover they’re now in the opposing anti-government protests, will they be able to rekindle their romance?

It is believed the show will feature popular show songs such as:

‘You’re the one that I want to bomb’

‘Hopelessly aiming at you’

‘Look at me, I’m standing on a Tank’

‘Rock n Riots are here forever’

‘Hound Dog is rabid, stone it!’

‘Tyre fire of love’

‘Tears on my pillow, it’s all I have left’

‘Freddy my love, throw that rock’

‘There are worst things I could do, but not much’

‘Look at me I’m Gad-da-fi’

It is believed the role of Danny Zuko is to be played by amature dramatics enthusiast Colonel Gaddafi.






It is believed that American diplomat Condoleezza Rice immediately put herself forward for the role of Sandy, but has been rejected for obvious reasons. Shes a man! Oh yeah and a Vampire.









The tour dates are expected to be announced later this year.

Bob for TDS – summer dreams ripped at the seams, bu-ut oh, those su-ummmmmer fights…